Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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