so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
