Ambien. No doubt about it.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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