it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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