How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
