but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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