that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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