Don't you send me to vm
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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