I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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