i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
