used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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