There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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