Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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