He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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