she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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