Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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