Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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