Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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