Nicole vs. Life
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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