I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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