i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
if only i could text you this smell
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
