There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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