youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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