that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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