I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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