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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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