everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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