I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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