She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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