You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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