next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
