I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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