in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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