Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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