I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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