What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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