great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
why does every cop we meet know your name?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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