allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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