I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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