you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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