I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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