haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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