I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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