Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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