i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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