You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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