so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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