it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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