my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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