this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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